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The Bushiad Foreword Chapter 1- The Rage of George Chapter 2- Rattling of Sabres Chapter 3- Entreaties Rejected Chapter 4- Osama Speaks Chapter 5- The Underworld Chapter 6- Fatherly Advice Chapter 7- The Gods of War Chapter 8- Juggernaut Chapter 9- The Prisoners Chapter 10- Interrogation Chapter 11- George Dreams Chapter 12- In the Clouds Chapter 13- Déjeuner Chapter 14- Secret Agent Chapter 15- The Tyrant Flees Chapter 16- Out of Order Chapter 17- George Descends Chapter 18- Master Kim Chapter 19- Uncurious George Chapter 20- Asana Chapter 21- Doing the Patriot Act Chapter 22- Immaculate Reception Chapter 23- The Little Prince Chapter 24- Mission Accomplished
The Idyossey
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![]() At 6:15 a.m. Dick Cheney awakens, Alarm clock set to sweet synthetic birdsong To gently rouse him from his slumber. His wife Lynn, snoring softly, does not stir; Cheney swings his legs around and off the bed, Rubs his eyes and prepares for yoga. Medication keeps his wild heart in sync, And though the medication is no cure, It’s given him the energy to exercise each day. Yoga now begins his daily routine, Its benefits increased strength, flexibility, and Most important, relaxation. Hard-heart has had lessons for three months; This May 5th he’s up, washed and ready by seven, His teacher, Ilene Goldberg, arrives well before. “Good morning, sir,” Ilene says, as Cheney enters. “Good morning to you,” he says half-smiling, Sits on his sticky mat, ready to begin. “We’ll start standing,” Ilene says, “Tadasana.” At this, Dick Cheney stands up tall and straight. “Firm legs, shoulders relaxed,” she says, He rocks back and forth, centering himself. “On an inhale let your arms float up.” His eyes close as he breathes. Dick Cheney’s sensed a change of late, Could be the yoga or the meds, but Things feel different, less desperate, less tense. He pays attention to his breath at meetings, Feels cool air in and warm air out, Listens more, speaks less. Food tastes different too, and Ordinary acts, like brushing teeth, seem now To be more purposeful. He’s scared and rather thrilled By this new mindfulness. His energy is higher And his stiff-necked wife, Lynne, Looks more attractive. “Please bend from the pelvis.” says Ilene. “Uttanasana,” says Cheney, feeling pleased. He’s dropped twenty-six pounds - Looks better than he has in years, told he’s Looking good by all his peers, spends time Posing in the nude before his full-length mirror.
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The Bushiad and The Idyossey - Copyright 2004 by Victor Littlebear - All rights reserved