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The Bushiad Foreword Chapter 1- The Rage of George Chapter 2- Rattling of Sabres Chapter 3- Entreaties Rejected Chapter 4- Osama Speaks Chapter 5- The Underworld Chapter 6- Fatherly Advice Chapter 7- The Gods of War Chapter 8- Juggernaut Chapter 9- The Prisoners Chapter 10- Interrogation Chapter 11- George Dreams Chapter 12- In the Clouds Chapter 13- Déjeuner Chapter 14- Secret Agent Chapter 15- The Tyrant Flees Chapter 16- Out of Order Chapter 17- George Descends Chapter 18- Master Kim Chapter 19- Uncurious George Chapter 20- Asana Chapter 21- Doing the Patriot Act Chapter 22- Immaculate Reception Chapter 23- The Little Prince Chapter 24- Mission Accomplished
The Idyossey
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heirs sit fat and happy in the desert.Budgets bloated, armor shining, the gods of war Choose sides and divvy up the world. They name The conflict "Shock and Awe," these deities of destruction, With the US deadline come and gone, Sly Saddam in hiding, Wall Street rises with the expectation of clashing armies. “We will equip the US side with fearsome weapons, Destructive power such as the world has never seen, Accuracy so fine even great archer Odysseus, Unmatched in all of Ithaca in his prowess with the bow, Himself invested by his gods with eagle’s eyesight Could not equal!” says Lockheed Martin. “The blast effects? Awesome! Considering The low cost of the explosive we use, incidentally, Bought from brother Dow the master chemist. We’re the masters of compressive physics, and Compared its effects on tissue and soft organs To searing heat, which also kills - but much more slowly.” “When selling in the weapons market, competing For an edge, the efficiencies are more refined Than ever since brother Hughes installed The GPS, its noose tight around the globe, making Delivery nearly as reliable as FedEx, and Explosive calibration the center of cost benefit.” The Iraqi trade show has begun. All weapons in the field The newest generations of technology, (as if Forged by great Haephestus, blacksmith for Achilles), Pointed bunker busters of a thousand pounds are At the call of corporate gods and men they choose As salesmen for this decade’s best in weapons. “You mention brother Hughes.” says Boeing, “I will concede that GPS has changed the game. Alone among us I give armies wings, carry them into the heavens Where they look down upon the battle lines with Near omniscience in their gaze from space, selecting prey Like a falcon seizes upon a distant mouse for dinner.” “We can shoot a missile right up Saddam’s ass, Or between his eyes if we prefer, or slightly to the left Take out his right eye milliseconds before his head explodes In a ball of brains and blood and bone,” intones Raytheon, Chiming in to make sure his powers are not forgotten by the others Who think of their own bottom line and shareholder dividend.
“Look,” says Hughes “we’re all in this
together. The
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